their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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