I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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