I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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