we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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