So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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