ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This is the high leading the old right now
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Never underestimate the power of titties
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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