I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
