4 words: hood of his car
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
