shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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