yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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