She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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