People in love make me want to vomit
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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