My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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