Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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