girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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