i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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