party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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