He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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