I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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