ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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