Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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