Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
