I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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