If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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