We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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