I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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