So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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