if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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