Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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