i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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