youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I look better un-naked...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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