i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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