Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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