She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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