I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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