And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Randomize
