Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm sobbing to NWA