Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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