You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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