Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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