I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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