yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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