I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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