i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk