Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sarcasm needs its own font
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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