I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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