i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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