absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
we should paint friendship bongs
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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