remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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