it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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