38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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