Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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