Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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