Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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