dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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